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Title: A Fairy's Tale
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Matt Stone/Trey Parker
Word Count: 1,305
Summary: Trey calls Matt from Hawaii and asks for a bedtime story. Matt delivers. Includes fair princes, handsome knights, racist dragons, Travelocity, and sex on the beach. Not your average fairy tale.
Disclaimer: Matt and Trey own themselves. I just worship them. And I'm certainly not saying this happened or ever would in real life except for the part where they made out that one time, but whatever: semantics. I make no money off of this and write it simply for my own sick pleasure.
Thanks to: Willow.

A flying steed? Now this is just getting silly. )
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Title: My Future's Bound [4/4]
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: South Park
Pairings: Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, and Stan/Wendy, with some Kyle/OC, and mentioned Kyle/Bebe, Bill/Fosse, Butters/Dougie (or should I say Professor Chaos/General Disarray?) and Ike/Wendy. Probably some others that are casually mentioned that are utterly inconsequential.
Word Count: 30,614 altogether. 6,177 in this entry.
Summary: Stan and Kyle accidentally have phone sex while playing the newest MMORPG craze. Afterwards, Kyle comes out while Stan tries to deny what he feels. Also, Ike is generally awesome.
Disclaimer: Matt, Trey, and Comedy Central own the South Park boys.
Warnings: Fair warning: I looked up the age of legal consent in Colorado, and it's 16. Stan and Kyle are 16/17 in this fic, which is technically "underage," though they're old enough to consent to what they're doing. If the idea of them being under 18 bothers you, then I'd skip it. Just fair warning.
Thanks to: Rachael, Crys, & Willow.

Stan pauses to take an inventory of his current situation. He's camped out on his parents' couch in the same pajamas he put on three days ago, there are cheetos stains on his shirt, he hasn't moved in at least three hours, and he's stolen two of his dad's beers, and that's just since his parents went to work three hours ago. )
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Title: My Future's Bound [3/4]
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: South Park
Pairings: Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, and Stan/Wendy, with some Kyle/OC, and mentioned Kyle/Bebe, Bill/Fosse, Butters/Dougie (or should I say Professor Chaos/General Disarray?) and Ike/Wendy. Probably some others that are casually mentioned that are utterly inconsequential.
Word Count: 30,614 altogether. 6,276 in this entry.
Summary: Stan and Kyle accidentally have phone sex while playing the newest MMORPG craze. Afterwards, Kyle comes out while Stan tries to deny what he feels. Also, Ike is generally awesome.
Disclaimer: Matt, Trey, and Comedy Central own the South Park boys.
Warnings: Fair warning: I looked up the age of legal consent in Colorado, and it's 16. Stan and Kyle are 16/17 in this fic, which is technically "underage," though they're old enough to consent to what they're doing. If the idea of them being under 18 bothers you, then I'd skip it. Just fair warning.
Thanks to: Rachael, Crys, & Willow.

Stan has given Kyle three blowjobs since yesterday afternoon and he's still not getting tired of it. )
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Title: My Future's Bound [2/4]
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: South Park
Pairings: Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Stan/Kenny/Butters, and Stan/Wendy, with some Kyle/OC, and mentioned Kyle/Bebe, Bill/Fosse, Butters/Dougie (or should I say Professor Chaos/General Disarray?) and Ike/Wendy. Probably some others that are casually mentioned that are utterly inconsequential.
Word Count: 30,614 altogether. 9,518 in this entry.
Summary: Stan and Kyle accidentally have phone sex while playing the newest MMORPG craze. Afterwards, Kyle comes out while Stan tries to deny what he feels. Also, Ike is generally awesome.
Disclaimer: Matt, Trey, and Comedy Central own the South Park boys.
Warnings: Fair warning: I looked up the age of legal consent in Colorado, and it's 16. Stan and Kyle are 16/17 in this fic, which is technically "underage," though they're old enough to consent to what they're doing. If the idea of them being under 18 bothers you, then I'd skip it. Just fair warning.
Thanks to: Rachael, Crys, & Willow.

For six entire months, Kenny's advice works. Unfortunately, then school lets out and Wendy decides to spend her summer volunteering to help underprivileged children in some kind of third world country and for all intents and purposes, he's single for the summer. )
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Title: My Future's Bound [1/4]
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: South Park
Pairings: Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, and Stan/Wendy, with some Kyle/OC, and mentioned Kyle/Bebe, Bill/Fosse, Butters/Dougie (or should I say Professor Chaos/General Disarray?) and Ike/Wendy. Probably some others that are casually mentioned that are utterly inconsequential.
Word Count: 30,614 altogether. 8,652 in this entry.
Summary: Stan and Kyle accidentally have phone sex while playing the newest MMORPG craze. Afterwards, Kyle comes out while Stan tries to deny what he feels. Also, Ike is generally awesome.
Disclaimer: Matt, Trey, and Comedy Central own the South Park boys.
Warnings: Fair warning: I looked up the age of legal consent in Colorado, and it's 16. Stan and Kyle are 16/17 in this fic, which is technically "underage," though they're old enough to consent to what they're doing. If the idea of them being under 18 bothers you, then I'd skip it. Just fair warning.
Thanks to: Rachael, Crys, & Willow.

Christ, he's got to stop thinking about this. He's obsessing over something he has no right to be obsessing about. )
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Title: Old Habits
Rating: R
Fandom: BASEketball
Pairing: Coop/Remer, some Remer/Evette and Coop/Jenna
Word Count: 1,600
Summary: Old habits are hard to break.
Disclaimer: David Zucker owns these characters. I own nothing except the DVD and a desperate desire to fix the ending. No copyright infringement is intended.

Remer's not as stupid as some people seem to think he is. )
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Title: Waiting
Rating: PG
Fandom: BtVS
Pairing: Xander/Andrew
Word Count: 1,037
Written for: loridi won me in the last Sweet Charity auction and requested Xander/Andrew post-Chosen fic.
Summary: They've never been on a date.
Disclaimer: Joss is Boss, people. I own nothing except the DVDs.

Andrew had had a crush on Xander since that day he tied Andrew to a chair in one of the upstairs bedrooms at Buffy's house in Sunnydale. )
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Title: Not Saying No
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Entourage
Pairing: Vince/Eric
Word Count: 2,285
Written for: [livejournal.com profile] storydivagirl won me in the last Sweet Charity auction and requested Vince/Eric post-season two fic.
Thanks: To [livejournal.com profile] dancinbutterfly for all the hand-holding and encouragement.
Summary: Keep Vince happy. That's what Ari had said.
Disclaimer: Doug Ellin and HBO own Entourage. I own nothing and make no profits off of this.

The first day of filming involves Vince and Mandy hanging from the ceiling in harnesses for almost four hours straight before they break for lunch... )
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Title: The Ejaculation Calculation
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Pairing(s): Sheldon/Blaine (the man from the cafeteria in 2x03)
Word Count: 5,705
Thanks: To [livejournal.com profile] boheme06 for the beta and [livejournal.com profile] dancinbutterfly for...pretty much everything ever.
Summary: Sheldon and Blaine go on their first date. Follow up to The Closet Theorem.
Disclaimer: The Big Bang Theory does not belong to me. It is the property of Chuck Lorre, Bill Prady, and CBS. I make no money from this and no copyright infringement is intended.

''I wasn't allowed to have lollipops as a child. My mother said they'd encourage deviancy.'' )
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Title: Mad Season 11/?
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Matt Stone/Eric Stough
Word Count: 6,907
Summary: Matt and Eric. Falling in love, breaking up, and coming back together when Eric realizes he's contracted HIV from another man. Your typical tragic love story as only these two can do it.
Warnings: BDSM, HIV-positive character, and eventual character death.
Disclaimer: Matt Stone and Eric Stough own themselves. I'm certainly not saying this happened or ever would in real life except for the part where I have video of them both kissing boys, but whatever: semantics. I make no money off of this and write it simply for my own sick pleasure.
Thank You: To [livejournal.com profile] dancinbutterfly for keeping me up to insane hours to write this even when sleep calls my name. ♥

''It's like, how do you know when the mother of your child walks in the room, you know?'' )
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Title: Mad Season 10/?
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Matt Stone/Eric Stough
Word Count: 5,226
Summary: Matt and Eric. Falling in love, breaking up, and coming back together when Eric realizes he's contracted HIV from another man. Your typical tragic love story as only these two can do it.
Warnings: BDSM, HIV-positive character, and eventual character death. Oh, and...yes, I'm warning for this: het.
Disclaimer: Matt Stone and Eric Stough own themselves. I'm certainly not saying this happened or ever would in real life except for the part where I have video of them both kissing boys, but whatever: semantics. I make no money off of this and write it simply for my own sick pleasure.
Thank You: To [livejournal.com profile] dancinbutterfly for keeping me up to insane hours to write this even when sleep calls my name. ♥

''You're a jerk and a traitor and when this ends in tragedy, it's on your shoulders.'' )
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Title: Mad Season 9/?
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Matt Stone/Eric Stough
Word Count: 7,476
Summary: Matt and Eric. Falling in love, breaking up, and coming back together when Eric realizes he's contracted HIV from another man. Your typical tragic love story as only these two can do it.
Warnings: BDSM, HIV-positive character, and eventual character death. Oh, and...yes, I'm warning for this: het.
Disclaimer: Matt Stone and Eric Stough own themselves. I'm certainly not saying this happened or ever would in real life except for the part where I have video of them both kissing boys, but whatever: semantics. I make no money off of this and write it simply for my own sick pleasure.
Thank You: To [livejournal.com profile] dancinbutterfly for keeping me up to insane hours to write this even when sleep calls my name. ♥

You're such a dick, man. I'm confiding in you here. I just let a guy fuck me up the ass and all you can do is tease me about the fact that I like him as a human being. )
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Title: Mad Season 8/?
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Matt Stone/Eric Stough
Word Count: 4,973
Summary: Matt and Eric. Falling in love, breaking up, and coming back together when Eric realizes he's contracted HIV from another man. Your typical tragic love story as only these two can do it.
Warnings: BDSM, HIV-positive character, and eventual character death. Oh, and...yes, I'm warning for this: het.
Disclaimer: Matt Stone and Eric Stough own themselves. I'm certainly not saying this happened or ever would in real life except for the part where I have video of them both kissing boys, but whatever: semantics. I make no money off of this and write it simply for my own sick pleasure.
Thank You: To [livejournal.com profile] dancinbutterfly for keeping me up to insane hours to write this even when sleep calls my name. ♥

One slick finger presses into him and he tries to pretend this is like that time in the club in front of strangers, but it's not. This is people he knows which is kind of worse, and part of him wonders if Eric's only doing it because he's pissed at Trey for saying he fucks all of Trey's friends. )
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Title: The Closet Theorem
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Pairing(s): Sheldon/Blaine Summers (the man from the cafeteria in 2x03)
Word Count: 5,116
Summary: After realizing Blaine (the man in the cafeteria in 2x03) gave him his number because he was attracted to him, Sheldon devises an experiment to prove, scientifically, that other people find him attractive as well.
Disclaimer: The Big Bang Theory does not belong to me. It is the property of Chuck Lorre, Bill Prady, and CBS. I make no money from this and no copyright infringement is intended.

''A date? No, of course not. This is a scientific inquiry.'' )
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Title: Mad Season 7/?
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Matt Stone/Eric Stough
Word Count: 8,164
Summary: Matt and Eric. Falling in love, breaking up, and coming back together when Eric realizes he's contracted HIV from another man. Your typical tragic love story as only these two can do it.
Warnings: BDSM, HIV-positive character, and eventual character death.
Disclaimer: Matt Stone and Eric Stough own themselves. I'm certainly not saying this happened or ever would in real life except for the part where I have video of them both kissing boys, but whatever: semantics. I make no money off of this and write it simply for my own sick pleasure.
Thank You: To [livejournal.com profile] dancinbutterfly for keeping me up to insane hours to write this even when sleep calls my name. ♥

''Okay, Trey? I say this as your best friend who loves you like family. First off, you're an idiot. And secondly? Who the fuck says, 'Ergo?''' )
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Title: Mad Season 6/?
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Matt Stone/Eric Stough
Word Count: 8,914
Summary: Matt and Eric. Falling in love, breaking up, and coming back together when Eric realizes he's contracted HIV from another man. Your typical tragic love story as only these two can do it.
Warnings: BDSM, HIV-positive character, and eventual character death.
Disclaimer: Matt Stone and Eric Stough own themselves. I'm certainly not saying this happened or ever would in real life except for the part where I have video of them both kissing boys, but whatever: semantics. I make no money off of this and write it simply for my own sick pleasure.
Thank You: To [livejournal.com profile] dancinbutterfly for keeping me up to insane hours to write this even when sleep calls my name. ♥

Matt can't tear his eyes away from Jay Leno's chin. )
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Title: Mad Season 5/?
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Matt Stone/Eric Stough
Word Count: 10,354
Summary: Matt and Eric. Falling in love, breaking up, and coming back together when Eric realizes he's contracted HIV from another man. Your typical tragic love story as only these two can do it.
Warnings: BDSM, HIV-positive character, and eventual character death.
Disclaimer: Matt Stone and Eric Stough own themselves. I'm certainly not saying this happened or ever would in real life except for the part where I have video of them both kissing boys, but whatever: semantics. I make no money off of this and write it simply for my own sick pleasure.
Thank You: To [livejournal.com profile] dancinbutterfly for keeping me up to insane hours to write this even when sleep calls my name. ♥

''This is Doctor Field at Cedars Sinai hospital. I'm calling about Eric Stough. He has you listed as his next of kin and we've just admitted him. If you could come down to fill out some paper work and—'' )
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Title: Mad Season 4/?
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Matt Stone/Eric Stough
Word Count: 9,818
Summary: Matt and Eric. Falling in love, breaking up, and coming back together when Eric realizes he's contracted HIV from another man. Your typical tragic love story as only these two can do it.
Warnings: BDSM, HIV-positive character, and eventual character death.
Disclaimer: Matt Stone and Eric Stough own themselves. I'm certainly not saying this happened or ever would in real life except for the part where I have video of them both kissing boys, but whatever: semantics. I make no money off of this and write it simply for my own sick pleasure.
Thank You: To [livejournal.com profile] dancinbutterfly for keeping me up to insane hours to write this even when sleep calls my name. ♥

He debates trying to play it cool, just sauntering over and opening the door like it's nothing at all, but he knows himself too fucking well for that to even contemplate it. And for that matter, so does Eric. )
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Title: Mad Season 3/?
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Matt Stone/Eric Stough
Word Count: 10,229
Summary: Matt and Eric. Falling in love, breaking up, and coming back together when Eric realizes he's contracted HIV from another man. Your typical tragic love story as only these two can do it.
Warnings: BDSM, HIV-positive character, and eventual character death.
Disclaimer: Matt Stone and Eric Stough own themselves. I'm certainly not saying this happened or ever would in real life except for the part where I have video of them both kissing boys, but whatever: semantics. I make no money off of this and write it simply for my own sick pleasure.
Thank You: To [livejournal.com profile] dancinbutterfly for keeping me up too insane hours to write this even when sleep calls my name. ♥

He has no idea where it all comes from, the way he somehow went from hooking up with Eric once every few weeks because he wanted to and it was Colorado and hard for him to find guys to needing to be with Eric almost every day. )

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