Pure ; Neville/Ginny ; G ; for byronyraven

Title: Pure
Rating: G
Pairing: Neville/Ginny
Word Count: 208
Disclaimer: I don’t own them. They belong to JK Rowling. All hail.
Summary: Ginny, Neville, rain, and Hide and Seek.

( As the rain washes the dirt away and makes everything pure, Neville Longbottom knows that he will never find anyone or anything as pure as Ginny Weasley. )

One ; James/Lily ; R ; for aerilyn

Title: One
Rating: R
Pairing: Lily/James (First time I ever wrote them. Can you believe it?!)
Word Count: 352.
Disclaimer: They belong to JK. I just borrow them to put in the “deleted scenes.” =D
Summary: James and Lily’s last night together.

( It isn’t rushed like usual, snuck in between Harry’s naps and feedings, right after the 8:00 diaper change. It’s usually quick and messy, a simple act of built-up sexual frustration. But tonight, this one last time, James goes slow. )

Chocolate-Covered Susan ; Harry/Susan ; PG-13 ; for byronyraven

Title: Chocolate-Covered Susan
Rating: PG-13 for things that it implies.
Pairing: Harry/Susan
Word Count: 149.
Disclaimer: They belong to JK Rowling. I ain’t her.
Summary: Harry wants Chocolate-Covered Susan for desert.

( "I didn’t get any desert earlier. And I think that a Chocolate-Covered Susan sounds particularly delicious right now." )

Melt ; Draco/Ginny ; PG ; for aerilyn

Title: Melt
Rating: PG
Pairing: Draco/Ginny
Word Count: 284
Disclaimer: They belong to JK Rowling.
Summary: Ginny makes Draco melt.

( Draco was never one to get hot-headed and let his temper show. He’d been taught all his life to remain calm no matter what. He had long ago learned to school his features into an unreadable expression every time he got upset. )

Patience is a Virgin ; Ron/Neville ; NC-17 ; for byronyraven

Title: Patience is a Virgin (the title is the only cracky part, I promise)
Rating: NC-17, baby
Pairing: Ron/Neville
Word Count: 1,158.
Disclaimer: They belong to JK. I just make them do naughty things to each other.
Summary: After a year of waiting, Neville’s finally ready to have sex.

( "Neville, why are you talking to my crotch?" )

What's Love? ; Charlie/OC, unrequited!Ron/same OC ; G ; pretty much gen

Title: What’s Love?
Rating: G/LIGHT PG
Pairing: Charlie/OC, unrequited!Ron/same OC
Word Count: 967
Summary: When Charlie brings home his girlfriend for Winter hols, Ron asks him what love is. After hearing Charlie’s description, Ron decides he’s in love with Charlie’s girlfriend. The first cut is the deepest, right?
Notes: I have no idea where this came from. It just hit me and demanded to be written. I just had this image of a young Ron crying in his room over his first heartbreak. Because Ron’s just that adorable, right? ;-) Anyway, I’ve never written Charlie before, so I tried my best. Hope ya like! :-D

( "Charlie? What’s love?" )

Advice From a Sort-of Godfather ; Harry/Neville, Remus/Sirius, Ron/Hermione ; R

Title: Advice From a Sort-of Godfather
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters. They belong to JK Rowling.
Rating: R
Pairings: Harry Potter/Neville Longbottom, mentioned Remus Lupin/Sirius Black, hinted Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger
Note: Takes place during Winter Break of Harry’s seventh year at Hogwarts. Not HBP compliant, so no spoilers. However, if you haven't read OotP, then you won't want to read this, but by God, who hasn't read it yet? LoL.

( "So, uh, who’s the lucky guy?" )

Say Nothing ; Ron/Draco ; PG-13 ; two suicides, read at own risk

Title: Say Nothing
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: Let's say PG-13.
Warnings: Angsty!Ron and two suicides.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Summary: When Ron starts acting odd, Harry and Hermione say nothing. Sometimes, saying nothing is the worst thing of all.

( On Wednesday, Draco Malfoy was found dead in the dungeons. He hanged himself. )

Chugging ; Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione ; PG-13 ; for h_m_hornblower

Title: Chugging
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, with mentions of Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger
Disclaimer: If I owned them, there would be no het. Well, okay, maybe some, but only to avoid the "everybody's gay" cliche. Obviously, that has not happened yet, so it is safe to assume that they still belong to JK Rowling, Bloomsbury, Scholastic, and the rest.
Summary: Since returning to school for his sixth year, Harry has been very depressed. He turns to drinking to find solace. But who should enter the pub? Draco Malfoy. One-Shot Harry/Draco slash fic, set at the Hogs Head. (No angsty drunkeness, I promise.)

( There was a long pause. Or maybe it just seemed that way to Harry. But at any rate, no spells were cast, no incantations spoken, no punches thrown. What happened then was much worse. )

My Not-So Immortal ; Ron/Harry, Harry/Draco, Hermione/Dean ; R ; character death and suicide

Title: My Not-So Immortal
Rating: R for character death, foul language, and discussion of slash.
Pairing(s): Ron/Harry, Harry/Draco, Hermione/Dean.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to JK Rowling, Bloomsbury, Scholastic, and Warner Brothers. The song belongs to Evanesence. I am just borrowing everything long enough to write some terribly angsty angst. I'll return them soon. Promise.
Summary: A year after Harry Potter dies fighting Voldemort, his husband, Ron Weasley, finally begins to sort through Harry's old things. But what Ron finds changes his life forever.

( "Damn you, Harry," Ron said through his tears. "You should’ve let me die." )

Floo Ne'work ; Ron/Harry/Percy ; NC-17 ; co-written with weasleyswitch

Title: Floo Ne'work
Author(s): weasleyswitch and kaci_jabeth
Pairing/Threesome: Ron/Harry/Percy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,518
Warnings: Slash, a tiny bit of incest. We tried not to Crys, honest!
Summary: Percy finds out just how far Ron and Harry will go to use his Floo Network...
A/N: For crystallekil's very Happy 25th Birthday. Sorry it's a bit belated hun. *birthday snogs*

( "Want you to fuck me. Want to suck him. Mmm…" )

Getting Domestic ; Ron/Draco, past Ron/Hermione ; PG-13

Title: Getting Domestic
Rating: PG-13/light R.
Pairing: Ron/Draco, past Ron/Hermione.
Word Count: 2,521
Summary: I’ve always wanted to do a “Bisexual person marries a member of the opposite sex, but not for love. Years later, they take matters into their own hands and begin seeing a member of the same sex,” fic, and this is it. Basically, Ron married Hermione, but he didn’t love her. Now he’s divorced her and is living with Draco. He and Hermione had four kids. He has to get Hermione and the kids to accept his new life and learn to admit his feelings for a certain blond.
Warnings: Um, let’s see…slash, slightly homophobic!Hermione, and bisexual!Ron.
Disclaimer: They belong to JK Rowling. I am only borrowing them for awhile to write a silly plot bunny. Now that it’s finally out of my head, I’ll put them back on their shelf so she can get to work writing the seventh book. ;-)
Genre: Humor/Fluff/Drama/Romance.

( You live together, you’re shagging him, and you’re introducing him to the kids. - Harry )

Safety ; Ron/Hermione, Harry/Hermione, unrequited!Ron/Harry ; NC-17 ; rape, read at own risk

Title: Safety
Rating: R/NC-17.
Pairing: Ron/Hermione, Hermione/Harry, unrequited!Ron/Harry.
Summary: After finding Hermione and Harry together, Ron exacts revenge on her for "stealing" his man.
Warnings: Non-con (rape), unrequited slash, Swearing, angst, and general bad things.
Disclaimer: I don’t own them, JK Rowling does. I’m borrowing them to write angsty angst because honestly, it’s easier to write than comedy. :-)

( This includes a scene of Ron raping Hermione. If that bothers you, then please do not read. )

We Always Hurt the Ones We Love... ; Harry/Draco ; PG-13

Title: We Always Hurt the Ones We Love…
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Nope, don’t own them. Never will. Unless JK Rowling is willing to sell them? If she did, I’d put in a bid or two…hehe. Anyways, as of now, they’re still hers, not mine, not anyone else’s, so don’t sue me. Got it? Good.
Warnings: This contains slash. That means boy/boy action. If that bothers you, don’t read it. Don’t flame me for it either. You’ve been warned. Also, no spoilers for HBP as this was written long before it. Also, HBP kind of disproves part of this, but ah, well. That's what fanfiction is for, right?

( They say we always hurt the ones we love and that's certainly true of my family. )

Devoted ; Harry/Ron ; R (no actual sex)

Title: Devoted
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: R for boys doing naughty things to each other (no sex).
Word Count: 353
Summary: The moment that Ron realizes that he’s devoted to Harry.
Dedication: crystallekil wanted inspiration. I gave it to her via comment porn and she told me I should let you guys have a peek too. *cheering charms Crys*
Disclaimer: I don’t own them, and if I did, things like this would be canon.

( I can feel his erection pressing against my hip. )