A Fairy's Tale | Matt Stone/Trey Parker | PG-13

Title: A Fairy's Tale
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Matt Stone/Trey Parker
Word Count: 1,305
Summary: Trey calls Matt from Hawaii and asks for a bedtime story. Matt delivers. Includes fair princes, handsome knights, racist dragons, Travelocity, and sex on the beach. Not your average fairy tale.
Disclaimer: Matt and Trey own themselves. I just worship them. And I'm certainly not saying this happened or ever would in real life except for the part where they made out that one time, but whatever: semantics. I make no money off of this and write it simply for my own sick pleasure.
Thanks to: Willow.

( A flying steed? Now this is just getting silly. )