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Title: The Ancient and Most Romantic House of Black (5/6)
Pairing: Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, and Draco Malfoy/Dudley Dursley.
Note: A friend of mine challenged me to write weird ships that hardly anyone writes because she’s sure there are frustrated shippers out there who find that their ship is under-represented.
Summary: Draco is stuck in the Headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix the summer before his seventh year at Hogwarts. When Harry shows up, bringing the Dursleys with him, Draco befriends Dudley and finds out why Harry said that Draco reminded him of Dudley. But something happens that Draco never expected: he becomes too close. But could it ever work out between the two of them? Read to find out! Draco/Dudley slash.
Disclaimer: Me = Poor. JKR = Richer than the Queen. Note the Difference.

( I pulled out again and pushed in, matching the rhythm I had set with my hands. )

Title: The Ancient and Most Romantic House of Black (3/6)
Pairing: Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, and Draco Malfoy/Dudley Dursley.
Note: A friend of mine challenged me to write weird ships that hardly anyone writes because she’s sure there are frustrated shippers out there who find that their ship is under-represented.
Summary: Draco is stuck in the Headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix the summer before his seventh year at Hogwarts. When Harry shows up, bringing the Dursleys with him, Draco befriends Dudley and finds out why Harry said that Draco reminded him of Dudley. But something happens that Draco never expected: he becomes too close. But could it ever work out between the two of them? Read to find out! Draco/Dudley slash.
Disclaimer: Me = Poor. JKR = Richer than the Queen. Note the Difference.

( There was a bed. Dudley and I were on it. He was kissing me. )

Title: The Ancient and Most Romantic House of Black (1/6)
Pairing: Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, and Draco Malfoy/Dudley Dursley.
Note: A friend of mine challenged me to write weird ships that hardly anyone writes because she’s sure there are frustrated shippers out there who find that their ship is under-represented.
Summary: Draco is stuck in the Headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix the summer before his seventh year at Hogwarts. When Harry shows up, bringing the Dursleys with him, Draco befriends Dudley and finds out why Harry said that Draco reminded him of Dudley. But something happens that Draco never expected: he becomes too close. But could it ever work out between the two of them? Read to find out! Draco/Dudley slash.
Disclaimer: Me = Poor. JKR = Richer than the Queen. Note the Difference.

( Harry didn’t ask for that stupid scar. He didn’t ask for that stupid prophecy. And it’s ruined his entire life. Just like I didn’t ask to be born poor, and I’m sure you didn’t ask to be born to such awful parents. Just like…just like Hermione didn’t choose to be a Muggleborn. )

Title: A Snitch of His Own
Pairing: It’s Gen for the most part, but there is some Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione, but not really enough to classify it there.
Rating: PG for two or three mild swear words.
Word Count: 1,314.
Summary: Life is a lot like Quidditch. Ron just wishes he had a Snitch of his own to catch.
Beta: Thanks so much, crystallekil! *hugs*
Notes: Written for tarie’s Illustrated Ficcish Wish Fulfillment Swap. I got mieronna’s absolutely gorgeous fanart here. I hope she likes it!
Disclaimer: Me = Poor. JKR = Richer than the Queen. Note the difference.

( Ginny is a Seeker. She’s that tiny little girl with big dreams and a lot of heart. She sees something she wants, like Harry, and goes after it. )

Title: Getting Domestic
Rating: PG-13/light R.
Pairing: Ron/Draco, past Ron/Hermione.
Word Count: 2,521
Summary: I’ve always wanted to do a “Bisexual person marries a member of the opposite sex, but not for love. Years later, they take matters into their own hands and begin seeing a member of the same sex,” fic, and this is it. Basically, Ron married Hermione, but he didn’t love her. Now he’s divorced her and is living with Draco. He and Hermione had four kids. He has to get Hermione and the kids to accept his new life and learn to admit his feelings for a certain blond.
Warnings: Um, let’s see…slash, slightly homophobic!Hermione, and bisexual!Ron.
Disclaimer: They belong to JK Rowling. I am only borrowing them for awhile to write a silly plot bunny. Now that it’s finally out of my head, I’ll put them back on their shelf so she can get to work writing the seventh book. ;-)
Genre: Humor/Fluff/Drama/Romance.

( You live together, you’re shagging him, and you’re introducing him to the kids. - Harry )

Title: I’ll Be Your Fantasy
Pairing: Ron/Hermione, mentioned Ron/Harry, fantasies about Ron/Harry/Hermione.
Rating: NC-17 for excessive amounts of dirty talk, cunnilingus, fellatio, and menage-a-trio fantasies.
Word Count: 1,069.
Note: Part three of the "Truly, Madly, Deeply" series.
Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me. Anything that you recognize is property of JK Rowling, Bloomsbury, Arthur Levine, Scholastic, and Warner Brothers.
Summary: Hermione has a fantasy.

( I'll Be Your Fantasy )

Title: Love is Not a Weakness
Rating: NC-17.
Pairing: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Bill/Fleur, casual mentions of Lupin/Tonks.
Warnings: HBP ship spoilers.
Word Count: 4,568.
Summary: At the end of last term, Ron and Hermione finally confessed their feelings to each other. Ron has been waiting all summer to see her. But the more time they spend apart, the more Hermione becomes convinced that they should take a page out of Harry’s book. Ron and Ginny spend most of their days in their rooms, depressed and angry. Now that Hermione and Harry are arriving for Fleur and Bill’s wedding, the Weasleys are determined to prove to their partners that love is not a weakness.
Disclaimer: If I were JK Rowling and I stood to gain another bazillion dollars just for finishing my next book, do you honestly think I’d be wasting my time posting pervy fanfiction on the internet? Absolutely not. Therefore, we must conclude that I am, in fact, NOT JK Rowling. These characters belong to her, Bloomsbury, Scholastic, Arthur Levine Books, and Warner Brothers. I am just borrowing them for a while to write porn er, I mean, to write good, clean, wholesome literature. Oh, pits. Who am I kidding?
Notes: When a die-hard slasher spends her time writing hetsmut instead of editing her slash fic, there is clearly something wrong with the world. I blame it on the damn heat around here. Anyway, this follows canon pretty much, just talks about a scene that er, got “deleted” from HBP. But yeah, it’s pretty much canon-compliant. So obviously, HBP spoilers. You’ve been warned, ‘kay?

( Love is love, with or without a war. )