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myficsTitle: What REALLY Happened the Night That Snape Visited the Shack
Pairing: Remus/Sirius, Remus/Sirius/Snape
Rating: Somewhere between R and NC-17
Summary: *points to title*
Beta: The ever-wonderful![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
crystallekil. *worships*
Dedication: HAPPY BIRTHDAY,sapphyre_twins!!!!! *hugs*
“Mmm…want you to fuck me,” Sirius murmured in Remus’s ear.
“We have classes,” Remus replied.
“Can’t we skive off?”
“We have finals,” Remus whispered into his ear.
Sirius sighed and hit Remus with a pillow. “How’d I end up dating the biggest book worm in school?”
“You love me,” Remus said and returned the smack.
The two of them disentangled themselves and headed down to Charms.
As they passed through an empty corridor, Remus leaned over and whispered, “How about this? I’ll meet you out in the Shack tonight after dinner, eh? And then I’ll fuck you so hard that the floor boards will break.”
“Hmm…sounds like a plan. The Shrieking Shack it is, then,” Sirius said.
They both turned around and saw that Severus Snape was standing in the doorway.
Sirius pulled his hand out of Remus’s hair. “What are you staring at, Snivellus?”
“Only the biggest piece of gossip this school has ever heard,” he said coyly.
“Yeah, and they're going to believe you over us?”
“Do you really want to take that chance, Black?”
“Are you threatening me, Snape?” Sirius said, drawing his wand.
“Sirius, leave him be,” Remus said, wrapping an arm around Sirius and pulling him back.
“Listen to your boyfriend, Black, if you know what’s good for you,” Snape said silkily.
Sirius made an angry noise but Remus just pulled him off to class.
~*~
“I’m going to run to the library for a minute. I’ll be back in time for dinner,” Remus said.
“All right,” Sirius said. “Don’t forget about the Shack.”
Remus grinned and headed off to the library.
~*~
Remus was in the back of the library when he suddenly felt a hot breath on his neck. “Sirius? Did I miss something? Were you Confunded? I don’t think you’ve ever stepped a foot inside the library.”
He was suddenly spun around and slammed hard into the shelf. It was Snape.
“What are you two doing in the Shack?” Snape hissed.
“I don’t see how that’s any of your business, Severus.”
“Shut it, Lupin. What are you two up to?”
“If you want to know so badly, then why don’t you show up and see? Tonight, after dinner.”
He slipped underneath Snape’s arm and rushed over into the next section.
~*~
They pulled off the cloak and before it had even hit the ground, Sirius had attached his lips to Remus’s neck.
“Eager, huh?” Remus grinned.
“Been waiting all fucking day,” Sirius said. “God, too many clothes,” he added, tearing at Remus’s robes.
“Stop, stop, stop,” Remus muttered. “I need to tell you something.”
“Unless it’s that you’ve suddenly decided to go straight, then I don’t want to hear about it right now,” Sirius said, his breath hot against Remus’s ear.
“Well, well, well,” came Snape’s voice.
Sirius’s lips stilled on Remus’s collarbone. “Fuck,” he whispered.
“That’s what I wanted to tell you. I invited him.”
“WHAT?!”
Remus pulled Sirius to the next room in the Shack.
“Listen, once you get past the grease, he’s actually kind of hot,” Remus said.
“Remus Lupin!” Sirius exclaimed indignantly.
“And just imagine how hot it’ll be. The three of us, moving together…me buried inside of you, his cock inside of me…mmm…doesn’t that sound good?”
Despite his better judgement, Sirius could feel himself growing hard in his trousers. Remus noticed.
“See, you want it, too. Come on, just once? Please?”
Sirius shook his head disbelievingly. “What’s gotten into you today?”
“Full moon’s in five days. I’m feeling a bit…”
“Horny?” Sirius supplied.
“I was gonna say wild, but your word works, too.”
“All right, I’m in,” Sirius said.
Remus beamed happily and they re-entered the room where Snape sat on the bed, looking bored.
“Are we gonna fuck, or what?” he asked in a bemused sort of manner.
“Yes, we are,” Sirius said. “But don’t touch me.”
“Not a problem,” Snape said and crossed the room, tugging off Remus’s clothes and attaching his mouth to Remus’s chest.
Remus threw his head back and grabbed Sirius, pulling him closer and trying to pull his clothes off with one hand.
When Remus’s trousers were removed, he pushed Sirius down to his knees and guided him onto his cock. He hissed at the first contact and immediately reached over to tug down Snape’s trousers as well.
Sirius worked his head up and down Remus’s cock, slowly pushing the flat of his tongue up against the vein on the underside. When he reached the head, he swirled his tongue around it, pushing it gently against the slit. Remus moaned appreciatively and Sirius curled his tongue around the shaft. “Fuck, Sirius. You just keep getting better and better.” Looking over, Remus noticed that Snape was now rock-hard, so he put a hand on Sirius’s head to stop him.
“Suck him, too,” Remus ordered.
“Fuck no,” Sirius said, pulling his mouth off of Remus’s cock with a faint pop.
Remus stared him in the eyes for a second and Sirius sighed before taking Snape into his mouth. Snape gasped and gripped his hands through Sirius’s hair. “Fuck, Black.”
“Good little cocksucker, isn’t he?” Remus said fondly.
Sirius repeated what he had done to Remus, and added in something new. He gently scraped his teeth along the shaft, smiling around the cock in his mouth as Snape bent nearly double and hissed. “Watch it, Black,” Snape said, but Sirius only did it again.
Finally, Sirius pulled his mouth off of Snape. “Can we move this to the bed now?” he asked pointedly.
Remus dug through the pockets of his robes and pulled out his wand before joining Snape and Sirius on the bed.
“How’re we going to do this?” Snape asked.
In answer, Remus performed a Lubricus spell on Sirius then passed his wand to Snape. Remus pushed first one, then two of his fingers into Sirius, working him over slowly. Sirius made the most delightful little noises, spurring Remus on. He quickly added a third finger, then replaced his fingers with his cock. Sirius moaned at the familiar feeling and pushed back against him. Remus remained perfectly still. “Fuck, Remus, move,” Sirius groaned.
“Can’t, gotta wait for Snape,” Remus said, reaching around to give Sirius’s neglected cock a few lazy strokes with his hand.
Snape repeated Remus’s earlier movements and then pushed in hard and fast, slamming Remus forward into Sirius, almost knocking him off balance. “FUCK!” Remus gasped. “What the fuck are you doing?”
Snape grinned wickedly and slammed forward again. “What’s it look like?” he muttered against Remus’s shoulder as he thrust again.
Remus continued to stroke Sirius’s cock, matching Snape’s rhythm.
“Fuck,” Snape grunted into Remus’s back. “You’re tight.”
“Don’t bottom often,” Remus replied.
Sirius made a grunting noise that neither Snape nor Remus could determine the cause of.
Remus’s hand on Sirius’s cock was feeling so good that he knew he was almost there and with the next thrust, Remus hit his prostate, setting off a chain reaction. Sirius came first, tightening around Remus’s cock. Three thrusts later, Remus came, biting into Sirius’s shoulder. Snape held out the longest (something he would Lord over the two of them for a very long time), and lasted for about six thrusts after Remus’s orgasm before coming hard.
The three of them lay there for quite some time until their breaths came back. As they all three stood to get dressed, Snape said, “I told some of my roommates that I was coming here.”
“Shit,” Sirius said. “What are you going to tell them when you get back?”
“Hey, I know!” Remus said, casting a wicked grin at Sirius. “You could make up a story about me being a werewolf and Sirius tricking you into coming to see me and say that I almost killed you.”
“Works for me,” Snape said and sauntered out of the Shack.
Happy birthday, Jen! ♥
Pairing: Remus/Sirius, Remus/Sirius/Snape
Rating: Somewhere between R and NC-17
Summary: *points to title*
Beta: The ever-wonderful
crystallekil. *worships*Dedication: HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
sapphyre_twins!!!!! *hugs*“Mmm…want you to fuck me,” Sirius murmured in Remus’s ear.
“We have classes,” Remus replied.
“Can’t we skive off?”
“We have finals,” Remus whispered into his ear.
Sirius sighed and hit Remus with a pillow. “How’d I end up dating the biggest book worm in school?”
“You love me,” Remus said and returned the smack.
The two of them disentangled themselves and headed down to Charms.
As they passed through an empty corridor, Remus leaned over and whispered, “How about this? I’ll meet you out in the Shack tonight after dinner, eh? And then I’ll fuck you so hard that the floor boards will break.”
“Hmm…sounds like a plan. The Shrieking Shack it is, then,” Sirius said.
They both turned around and saw that Severus Snape was standing in the doorway.
Sirius pulled his hand out of Remus’s hair. “What are you staring at, Snivellus?”
“Only the biggest piece of gossip this school has ever heard,” he said coyly.
“Yeah, and they're going to believe you over us?”
“Do you really want to take that chance, Black?”
“Are you threatening me, Snape?” Sirius said, drawing his wand.
“Sirius, leave him be,” Remus said, wrapping an arm around Sirius and pulling him back.
“Listen to your boyfriend, Black, if you know what’s good for you,” Snape said silkily.
Sirius made an angry noise but Remus just pulled him off to class.
“I’m going to run to the library for a minute. I’ll be back in time for dinner,” Remus said.
“All right,” Sirius said. “Don’t forget about the Shack.”
Remus grinned and headed off to the library.
Remus was in the back of the library when he suddenly felt a hot breath on his neck. “Sirius? Did I miss something? Were you Confunded? I don’t think you’ve ever stepped a foot inside the library.”
He was suddenly spun around and slammed hard into the shelf. It was Snape.
“What are you two doing in the Shack?” Snape hissed.
“I don’t see how that’s any of your business, Severus.”
“Shut it, Lupin. What are you two up to?”
“If you want to know so badly, then why don’t you show up and see? Tonight, after dinner.”
He slipped underneath Snape’s arm and rushed over into the next section.
They pulled off the cloak and before it had even hit the ground, Sirius had attached his lips to Remus’s neck.
“Eager, huh?” Remus grinned.
“Been waiting all fucking day,” Sirius said. “God, too many clothes,” he added, tearing at Remus’s robes.
“Stop, stop, stop,” Remus muttered. “I need to tell you something.”
“Unless it’s that you’ve suddenly decided to go straight, then I don’t want to hear about it right now,” Sirius said, his breath hot against Remus’s ear.
“Well, well, well,” came Snape’s voice.
Sirius’s lips stilled on Remus’s collarbone. “Fuck,” he whispered.
“That’s what I wanted to tell you. I invited him.”
“WHAT?!”
Remus pulled Sirius to the next room in the Shack.
“Listen, once you get past the grease, he’s actually kind of hot,” Remus said.
“Remus Lupin!” Sirius exclaimed indignantly.
“And just imagine how hot it’ll be. The three of us, moving together…me buried inside of you, his cock inside of me…mmm…doesn’t that sound good?”
Despite his better judgement, Sirius could feel himself growing hard in his trousers. Remus noticed.
“See, you want it, too. Come on, just once? Please?”
Sirius shook his head disbelievingly. “What’s gotten into you today?”
“Full moon’s in five days. I’m feeling a bit…”
“Horny?” Sirius supplied.
“I was gonna say wild, but your word works, too.”
“All right, I’m in,” Sirius said.
Remus beamed happily and they re-entered the room where Snape sat on the bed, looking bored.
“Are we gonna fuck, or what?” he asked in a bemused sort of manner.
“Yes, we are,” Sirius said. “But don’t touch me.”
“Not a problem,” Snape said and crossed the room, tugging off Remus’s clothes and attaching his mouth to Remus’s chest.
Remus threw his head back and grabbed Sirius, pulling him closer and trying to pull his clothes off with one hand.
When Remus’s trousers were removed, he pushed Sirius down to his knees and guided him onto his cock. He hissed at the first contact and immediately reached over to tug down Snape’s trousers as well.
Sirius worked his head up and down Remus’s cock, slowly pushing the flat of his tongue up against the vein on the underside. When he reached the head, he swirled his tongue around it, pushing it gently against the slit. Remus moaned appreciatively and Sirius curled his tongue around the shaft. “Fuck, Sirius. You just keep getting better and better.” Looking over, Remus noticed that Snape was now rock-hard, so he put a hand on Sirius’s head to stop him.
“Suck him, too,” Remus ordered.
“Fuck no,” Sirius said, pulling his mouth off of Remus’s cock with a faint pop.
Remus stared him in the eyes for a second and Sirius sighed before taking Snape into his mouth. Snape gasped and gripped his hands through Sirius’s hair. “Fuck, Black.”
“Good little cocksucker, isn’t he?” Remus said fondly.
Sirius repeated what he had done to Remus, and added in something new. He gently scraped his teeth along the shaft, smiling around the cock in his mouth as Snape bent nearly double and hissed. “Watch it, Black,” Snape said, but Sirius only did it again.
Finally, Sirius pulled his mouth off of Snape. “Can we move this to the bed now?” he asked pointedly.
Remus dug through the pockets of his robes and pulled out his wand before joining Snape and Sirius on the bed.
“How’re we going to do this?” Snape asked.
In answer, Remus performed a Lubricus spell on Sirius then passed his wand to Snape. Remus pushed first one, then two of his fingers into Sirius, working him over slowly. Sirius made the most delightful little noises, spurring Remus on. He quickly added a third finger, then replaced his fingers with his cock. Sirius moaned at the familiar feeling and pushed back against him. Remus remained perfectly still. “Fuck, Remus, move,” Sirius groaned.
“Can’t, gotta wait for Snape,” Remus said, reaching around to give Sirius’s neglected cock a few lazy strokes with his hand.
Snape repeated Remus’s earlier movements and then pushed in hard and fast, slamming Remus forward into Sirius, almost knocking him off balance. “FUCK!” Remus gasped. “What the fuck are you doing?”
Snape grinned wickedly and slammed forward again. “What’s it look like?” he muttered against Remus’s shoulder as he thrust again.
Remus continued to stroke Sirius’s cock, matching Snape’s rhythm.
“Fuck,” Snape grunted into Remus’s back. “You’re tight.”
“Don’t bottom often,” Remus replied.
Sirius made a grunting noise that neither Snape nor Remus could determine the cause of.
Remus’s hand on Sirius’s cock was feeling so good that he knew he was almost there and with the next thrust, Remus hit his prostate, setting off a chain reaction. Sirius came first, tightening around Remus’s cock. Three thrusts later, Remus came, biting into Sirius’s shoulder. Snape held out the longest (something he would Lord over the two of them for a very long time), and lasted for about six thrusts after Remus’s orgasm before coming hard.
The three of them lay there for quite some time until their breaths came back. As they all three stood to get dressed, Snape said, “I told some of my roommates that I was coming here.”
“Shit,” Sirius said. “What are you going to tell them when you get back?”
“Hey, I know!” Remus said, casting a wicked grin at Sirius. “You could make up a story about me being a werewolf and Sirius tricking you into coming to see me and say that I almost killed you.”
“Works for me,” Snape said and sauntered out of the Shack.
Happy birthday, Jen! ♥
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Date: 2005-10-27 04:31 pm (UTC)When I finished it, I chuckled and said out loud, "That was great!!"
Snape said, “I told some of my roommates that I was coming here.”
LOL, and boy did he ever!! HAHAHAHA! ROFL!!! I KEEL ME! :D
There was a perfect blend of hotness and comedy - you rock!
THANK YOU!! ♥
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Date: 2005-10-27 09:58 pm (UTC)